Cure for stress, hysteria and whatever else ails ya.

Revolutionary treatment for: hysteria, furrowed foreheads, sore throats and bony arms. I suggest all women check out the Slate.com slideshow that I’ve linked to about the history of the vibrator. It turns out that hysterical and stressed out women have been brought to “hysterical paroxysm” by doctors since the time of Hippocrates. In the 19th century it was all the rage. I guess the population of hysterical women really exploded at this point. Doctors did not want to take up to an hour giving a vulvular massage, thus the vibrator was invented. It was the fifth electrical home appliance that was invented.

So, ladies, feeling depressed, stressed, hysterical? Perhaps a vulvular masage is just what the doctor ordered. Excuse me, I suddenly remember a pressing appointment that I must keep…

I grew up believing that hunger is bad

I’ve been having a hard time lately. Feeling the loss of a best friend-eating and food. Also feeling hungry and wanting to eat eat eat. Pixiemomma recommended that I try the eat every 3 hours thing and it seems to be working. I believe that I am still losing.

It’s weird but I grew up believing that hunger is bad-go figure-I became obese. So now, even with surgery, I must come to terms with being in a body. Loving the experience of eating and hunger. It is truly the Goddessness journey. I believe as we embrace more and more the experience of being in a body, it opens up our spirituality. They are inextricably linked.

Also, this week, I had days of migraines. I went back on the pill last month. On my off week my head exploded. Or at least I wished it would. So no pill for me. I’m looking for birth control solutions that work for a woman who is sensitive to chemicals and a man who does not liking wearing a condom. Goddesses like getting laid! Help!