Update and the rules for men

All,

Sorry that I have been remiss in posting. Been very busy with work (which is good) and had to take a break due to little things like vacation and life. But all is well-Goddess is with us all each and every minute and I am no exception. I have been praying lots to Kuan Yin-I feel that she is my patron Goddess right now. Asking for healing around money energy, fear of friendship with women. All is well with hubby!

I read this internet list years ago and loved it then-a friend just sent it to me again and I love it again! It is called The Man Rules. I believe that a true Goddess loves and respects men for being men. I am definitely no man-hater! I love them and mine! I rearranged them a bit to reflect my own personal feelings on which are the most important. So here they are…

-Goddess Lady

The Man Rules

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

2. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Men are NOT mind readers.

3. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

4. Sunday sports, it’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, hockey, or golf.

9. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

11. Crying is blackmail.

12. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

13. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

14. If you ask a question that you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer that you don’t want to hear.

15. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

16. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

17. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. You have enough clothes.

20. You have too many shoes.

21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Sex-Priestess

I just noticed that I am listed under WP search on blogs about sex priestesses. This is so wonderful but reminds me how far away from that I’ve gotten. I’ve possible gone so far underground that I disspeared! I want to say that I believe that being a sex priestess, or a sex goddess is something that ALL women are capable of. It took me a lot of work to get here. Not saying I have no where else to go-but in that area-things are amazing. I’ve just gotten a bit shy about being too explicit online. Even under my pseodonym, “GoddessLady”.

It’s a shame that in this modern world women still have to be ashamed, or hide their sexuality. Or else, if they have issues with it-there is little support for them. As far as I’m concerned every women should be having sacred and amazing and orgasmic sex regularly-with herself and with her partner. This is how we were made!

So many marriages and relationships lose this component and the overall voice that we hear is that, “that’s normal”. But it’s not. Just ask any animal that is overwhelmed with the urge to mate. We are animals. We need to be mating to be fully human. Goddess gave us the sacred ability to enjoy our sexuality even when a partner is not present. This divine gift is one that is part of our animal/human nature and one that we “should” be taking advantage of regularly.

Unless there is a short term medical or emotional issue-every woman should be experiencing orgasms on a regular basis. I’m talking daily or several times a week. MINIMUM! I say should here not to make anyone wrong but to bring home the point that just as if you were limping for years-you would say, huh-I wonder why I limp all the time? If you are not orgasmic alone and/or with partner-you can say, huh, I wonder why?

The cure? Is different for all women but usually involved reawakening their love of themselves, healing their past sexual trauma, claimin their sexuality as their own and some sort of regular rituals that contribute to well being and joy. Some examples are dancing, self pleasure, buying pretty things, therapy, personal growth, spirtual education. It is usually a mix of the intellectual, the physical and the spiritual.

We are blessed animals-let us nurture our areas of sexual shame and disability and heal. How wonderful would the world be if every woman, everywhere in the world was empowered sexually and spiritually? Men would be happier, children would be happier.

So – when you take time  for joy, pleasure and self-you are making the world a better place.

-Goddess blessings.

A Catholic boy and a Jewish girl got married and

After several years of fighting with BigBear (hubby) regarding his parents and an incident that I won’t get into here, I finally had a revelation!

I rememembered an episode of Frasier and once I brought it up-BigBear got it! It was a major breakthrough in our relationship. I keep fighting like a Jew-going back to my roots and he, like an uptight Catholic! So his (and his parents) subtle comments are apparently really meaningful and my long angry rants are just a way to get back to love!

For an illumination of this fascinating cultural difference-please watch this 7 minute clip from Frasier. After years of being a fan-Frasier has finally become our therapist.

Goddess Works!

The results from the spiritual opening that occured for me at the sence have been amazing. I really feel that the proof of spirit in my life is so compelling that I almost (note that I said almost) don’t need faith!

I have listened to the recording several times over already and hear new things each time. Jeremiah told me that in the next 6 months my life was going to be so good that it would be beyong my wildest dreams. I thought at the time that I had some pretty wild dreams so didn’t know how that could be the case but have already seen it happen!

The already amazing relationship that I have with my husband has skyrocketed! We are closer than ever on every level. In the past, I’ve been such a light sleeper that I slept alone but have started to crave his energy and now sleep sounder than ever-even spooning! He can snore as loud as a freight train and I just love being near him! The only time I even hear it is when I get up to go to the bathroom!

He keeps coming up to me and just telling me how much he loves and appreciates me-how beautiful my body is-how he just wants to connect! All this and he’s straight too!

Anyway, it’s been wonderful. There have already been some big bumps too but they are passing without so much trauma. I am soo grateful for my life!

Blessing to all of you. I invite you to say that you are open to receiving blessings of love from the universe or whatever you believe in and see what happens. Also do something spiritual that is outside of your comfort zone and enjoy!

The Three Essential Must Haves For Being Sexy (As Told By A Man)

There are lots of things that I do to feel sexy. There are other things that I do to look sexy. I won’t go into the list but lets just say that it is long and involved. Everything from exercise, clothing, makeup, self talk, hair etc…

So the other night, I was in the heat of passion with my hubby. He told me that I was really sexy and I asked him why. It was basically a list of three things:

1. I like sex

2. I have big boobs

3. The color of the inside of my vagina is apparently a nice rosy pink (I have embellished that if you can believe it).

So, ladies, there you have it. The three essentials from the perspective of a man. I know that each man has a slightly different list. But not that different. Maybe round butt or long legs, instead of big boobs but that’s about it.

Keep that in mind the next time you feel the eye lash curler and bikini wax are ESSENTIAL!

LOL!

Twenty Percent

A friend of my hubby’s gave his theory of women.

All women are 20% crazy. If they are crazy on the first date-it doesn’t mean they’re crazy – it just means you got her during the 20% and if you go out with her a few times and she seems normal…just wait…it’s coming.

I was happy-I figured I am crazy much more than 20% of the time.

-:)

I grew up believing that hunger is bad

I’ve been having a hard time lately. Feeling the loss of a best friend-eating and food. Also feeling hungry and wanting to eat eat eat. Pixiemomma recommended that I try the eat every 3 hours thing and it seems to be working. I believe that I am still losing.

It’s weird but I grew up believing that hunger is bad-go figure-I became obese. So now, even with surgery, I must come to terms with being in a body. Loving the experience of eating and hunger. It is truly the Goddessness journey. I believe as we embrace more and more the experience of being in a body, it opens up our spirituality. They are inextricably linked.

Also, this week, I had days of migraines. I went back on the pill last month. On my off week my head exploded. Or at least I wished it would. So no pill for me. I’m looking for birth control solutions that work for a woman who is sensitive to chemicals and a man who does not liking wearing a condom. Goddesses like getting laid! Help!

Nookie Nookie

Nookie Nookie-I am reminded that one cannot suppress only some feelings-I am already feeling so much more erotic and sexual after just 3 days on detox. (Bitchy too). At least hubby knows he can shut me up with nookie.

Also, I just want to say that I am beautiful! I am not getting surgery to be beautiful.  My hubby loves me! Yeah!

Another day-another post.

I will be having lap band surgery! On Jan 8 or 10 most likely. News to come. Goddess works in mysterious ways.

I feel that a profound truth must come from this blog-but I’m sure my reader will understand that I’m just happy and scared.

I wish I could say readers-but not quite yet.

What did I do to feel like a Goddess today? Asked my hubby to cuddle with me. He, I and little one all cuddled up in bed and watched a movie. He is so warm and his energy recharges me.

Oh-today is Yule. Blessings to all.