Cure for stress, hysteria and whatever else ails ya.
Revolutionary treatment for: hysteria, furrowed foreheads, sore throats and bony arms. I suggest all women check out the Slate.com slideshow that I’ve linked to about the history of the vibrator. It turns out that hysterical and stressed out women have been brought to “hysterical paroxysm” by doctors since the time of Hippocrates. In the 19th century it was all the rage. I guess the population of hysterical women really exploded at this point. Doctors did not want to take up to an hour giving a vulvular massage, thus the vibrator was invented. It was the fifth electrical home appliance that was invented.
So, ladies, feeling depressed, stressed, hysterical? Perhaps a vulvular masage is just what the doctor ordered. Excuse me, I suddenly remember a pressing appointment that I must keep…
