Update and the rules for men

All,

Sorry that I have been remiss in posting. Been very busy with work (which is good) and had to take a break due to little things like vacation and life. But all is well-Goddess is with us all each and every minute and I am no exception. I have been praying lots to Kuan Yin-I feel that she is my patron Goddess right now. Asking for healing around money energy, fear of friendship with women. All is well with hubby!

I read this internet list years ago and loved it then-a friend just sent it to me again and I love it again! It is called The Man Rules. I believe that a true Goddess loves and respects men for being men. I am definitely no man-hater! I love them and mine! I rearranged them a bit to reflect my own personal feelings on which are the most important. So here they are…

-Goddess Lady

The Man Rules

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

2. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Men are NOT mind readers.

3. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

4. Sunday sports, it’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, hockey, or golf.

9. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

11. Crying is blackmail.

12. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

13. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

14. If you ask a question that you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer that you don’t want to hear.

15. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

16. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

17. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. You have enough clothes.

20. You have too many shoes.

21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.