Plumbing and other cosmic blunders

An Ode to the sink

spent 4 f%#king hours trying to unclog kitchen sink
hubby made numerous trips to hardware superstore to acquire correct tool
clog is finally out and now the pipes won’t fit back together again
no clog-now leak
we question our intellectual prowess
we question the purchase of house
we question our own lives
we question…

So now we must pay for our home plumbing to be unclogged and my personal plumbing to be clogged
irony
urgh.